i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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