So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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