It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Randomize
