Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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