But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
