That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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