I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Congratulations! We have a period
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