so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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