yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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