I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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