I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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