You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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