very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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