CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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