Already got asked if we're dating
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just want to make out with him forever
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
