I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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