honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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