I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
my liver is dry heaving
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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