escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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