i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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