Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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