Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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