Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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