idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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