READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He uses pillows to masturbate.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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