Say something about gay babies.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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