worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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