This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Randomize
