Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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