She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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