How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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