I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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