i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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