Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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