Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I can't turn off my feet"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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