You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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