So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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