You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
