dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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