Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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