I wannas sexs uuuuu
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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