I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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