Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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