The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You can't motorboat a personality
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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