ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
