hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Let's get the cat blown out
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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