She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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