i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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