The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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