I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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