I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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