it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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