i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Randomize
